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Any woman who's used any kind of dating app has been confronted with this most bemusing question, posed by what we can only imagine are men who have had wood for so dangerously long they've begun to experience brain death. I'm talking about messaging exchanges that go something like this:.

Not even Dikembe Motumbo! Don't be a mortifying glandular spaz.

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But also don't give up on enjoying casual, consensual, enjoyable sex with the help of your smartphone. The good news: There are so many dudes out there doing it So Very Wrong that a woman is likely to appreciate a man who does this right.

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Most want to know that you're safe and normal and inclined to treat them like humans being before being stuck assessing a blurry snap of your strange, hairy crotch meat.

So treat those first messages like a conversation with an amenable stranger in a club.

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I know, I don't go to clubs either, but according to the songs I hear in taxi cabs, many people are there to hook up. Sure, the lady may be all turnt up from a night of krumping or whatever again: I watn go to clubs! Same on Tinder.

It's just polite—and a nice way to find out if somebody has crazy eyes or adult braces. It's so easy as to be ridiculous. Just talk to her for a little bit to establish 1 her interest and 2 the fact that you're fun and safe.

Ask what she's doing, how her night was, what she did, what she might be doing later. What you shouldn't ask: If she "likes them big.

NSA sex is more fun when you drop a pin for your friends first. Hook-up apps are a complete delight in a thousand ways, but it is truly astonishing how completely we put our need for some bomb-ass D over any sense of caution. I have leapt into the cars of strangers on continents I had never been to. It's like Snapchat for sex, where hookups are spontaneous and face it: Trying to take strangers home from the bar or constantly hitting up your. So you want to hook up like now. like, "You're a lady — why would you want to know how to get sex from a stranger from the internet?" Well.

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We're talking snake-ball-biting odds of you getting laid when you ask these questions so fast. It's transparent and lazy, stramger makes us assume you're not hookul who is concerned about stuff like consent or whether the other person actually enjoys sex.

In fact, that shotgun-blast sex-questionnaire is a pretty good indicator that you're one of those guys who blindly jabs away at our female parts like a little brother annoying his big brother on a family road trip. On Tinder, make polite and casual conversation, then wait Nsa want to hookup with stranger cues on her end that this is a casual hookup situation.

If she's into it, she'll probably try to give you the green light in a way that won't leave you wondering.

The idea of a quick-and-dirty “Who wants to help me achieve . So treat those first messages like a conversation with an amenable stranger in a club. to the songs I hear in taxi cabs, many people are there to hook up. Sure. Here, a quick breakdown of what to expect on these hook-up apps, should you have Who you want to find: A beautiful stranger who's down. So you want to hook up like now. like, "You're a lady — why would you want to know how to get sex from a stranger from the internet?" Well.

If she's really up for getting together—or even just dirty phone stuff—she will indicate this. I know. It's so damn hard to find the two-headed dragon of enthusiastic consent and availability. What you guys have to go through when not getting head or being senators is truly terrible.

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If she gives the incontrovertible thumbs-up, suggest something like vaguely cordial meeting for a drink. A drink!

Not a handy or boudoir shots or anything like that. If she doesn't want a drink and just wants to get straight to roleplaying "Foxcatcher" on your futon, she will say as much!

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Rule 4. Even With a Greenlight, Be Cool If she gives the incontrovertible thumbs-up, suggest something like vaguely cordial meeting for a drink.

It's like Snapchat for sex, where hookups are spontaneous and face it: Trying to take strangers home from the bar or constantly hitting up your. Ask for what you want. The other person can't read your mind. Pretend like you' re strangers. Afterwards — no calls, no texts, no approaching in public. Does the NSA hookup (No Strings Attached hookup) really exist? And then there are people who like to have casual sex with strangers.